A One Page FAQ

I've heard that JavaScript is the long-lost fountain of youth. Is this true?

Why, yes it is! Studies prove that learning JavaScript freshens the mind and extends life span by several hundred years. (Note: some scientists disagree with these claims.)

Can JavaScript really solve all of my problems?

Why, yes it can! It's the most versatile programming language ever created and is trained to provide financial management advice, life-saving CPR, and even to take care of household pets.

Is there nothing JavaScript can’t do?

Why, no there isn’t! It’s even able to write its own public relations-oriented Frequently Asked Questions pages. Now that’s one smart programming language!